What's a guy to do?

So I'm spending my time surfing and reading and after coming across a recent post in another BLOG I am reminded of a conversation on the way back from Halifax this weekend. Normally I enjoy getting a wise crack comment in just to stir things up. A few examples would be:
- If a gal walks up to me and asks me if she looks fat in this, I say yes and
stand there ginning;
- If a gal tells me she thinks her hair is a mess, I will agree with her; or
- If a gal let me know she feels old, I will admit she is older than me.

I guess I'm confused. What's a guy to do? If he's too honest, ya get hit, smacked or have to be ready to duck *quack* If I don't get a daily smack coming and going across the Hillsbough bridge, then I have not been keeping up my quota of smart ass remarks.

Those are just my thoughts on the whole thread. A few tid bits to chew on for now.

Enjoy!